Air Traffic Controller here. This problem is nationwide, and won’t be solved anytime soon.

NOBODY in the market for a new car today is going to want a rusted-out 1994 Astro van

I was gonna shift to 2nd, but then I got high. I was gonna press the clutch, but then I got high. Now I can't find the handle and I know why. Because I got high, because I got high because I got hiiiiigh

That comment cuts, but it pretty much covers it too.

Damn fools, play paper to beat rocks.

So you might say the Pantera is...Far Beyond Drivin’?

I ordered mine because there were none around but stripped old-lady edition sedans. 2012 SE moonroof with the sport package and 17" wheels. I don’t recall if heated seats were an option on the SE, but I think the next year, they offered the stick on the Titanium, which probably had them standard. Took 10 damn weeks,…