I’m sure there were dozens of tests and studies on the best way for her to brush her shoulders off. In the end they picked the method that tested strongest with voters who find brushing their shoulders off the be sign of “being cool under pressure” and not those who feel it “exudes a sense of being dusty”.

Oh shoot, I didn’t realize I clicked on buzzfeed by accident

Anyone else suspect she did that move at the hearing because she knew it would make a great gif?

2008 Gawkerites: “Always Obama truthers”

Why cant you just admit your candidate is a unprincipled republicrat

how bernie isnt winning this race is a tragedy

If popularity was used to determine prize-worthy literature, whatsherface would have won a Pulitzer for 50 Shades of Grey.

So... I see Jezebel is still on a mission to prove Jennifer Weiner was robbed of a Pulitzer/National Book Award?

I agree.

Look, Jezzies, I too am ready to settle for Hillary Clinton’s brand of hypercentrist pantsuited warhawking. But let me pine for Bernie, in the green pastures of America’s unreachable left field, for just a few more months.

America,

That’s my issue with this. I’m not a fan of Bieber; I don’t dislike him, either. But remember the uproar about that Fappening business? I don’t like it when *anybody* gets nude pics plastered across the internet when they don’t want ‘em there.

Who is this for, really? No one is reading along at a glacial place, and subsequently hating or loving to hate or hating to love or just flogging Johnathan Franzen is at least as old as The Corrections in hardcover. At the very minimum read a book through then write about it. Even better, read a book that doesn’t get…

I’m not sure how coherently someone can review a book by reading it a few pages at a time over what seems like will take months. It’s 500-some pages, not Infinite Jest.

You have to understand, Albert does not get enough Damn Peace And Quiet Around Here. It’s been two weeks since his last Purity post and he’s gone from around page 35 to a paragraph on page 66.

Not a hateboner? Sure. Your first post for example: Franzen writing about Pip/Igor is SUPER PROBLEMATIC GUYS because Franzen WANTS TO FUCK HIS CHARACTER. Nevermind that it turns out Pip’s interaction with Igor is a result of her self delusion/inability to read people/general immaturity, but that doesn’t stop you from…

I’m 150 pages into the book. The 2nd act is better than the first, but for reasons that have nothing to do with whether or not Franzen is ‘lusting’ after Pip or not.

Please man. As if any of that is true.

Nobody gives a shit about the hateboner deadspin, gawker et. al seems to have for Purity.

holy shit dude, enough