Dear Salty Waitress,
Please do not generalize everything. Some customers do a better job stacking, some don’t. Some servers appreciate it, some don’t. You ain’t the answer to everything
Thank you,
Salty customer

Dear writer,

Your overly self entitled atitude is astounding. The customer is paying you money and we would expect a certain level of respect to our properties. What a white trash. Im not calling you a white trash because of your job. I respect mechanics. But Im calling you a white trash for your lack of respect for others.

Wow, the self esteem on this man is so little that he needs to validate his self worth by using an anonymous account to  boast about his 4 garage home in bumfuck nowhere.

Please use this as the theme song.

Despite the price tag, this is the kind of Jalopnik car buying suggestions I can get behind - something for my kid to grow up into a gearhead with. Much better than some of the others “hood rich physicians with inferiority complex or middle-aged men with pre-mature midlife crisis.”

The problem is that there is only so much horror you can have with an iconic monster. By the 4th installment, it cannot generate the same level of suspense anymore.

Yet there is only one way the jealous poor red necks can make them feel better about themselves by makin virtual genital length comparison.

Mandatory “illegal aliens” joke from Aliens

I don’t see anything wrong with it. The valuation of an exotic car by itself would take a huge hit if it were brought for rental purposes.

Pussy riots just played in a stadium in my city. They sold out. Pun not intended

check these guys out. They actually were big enough to do a Peel session.

They remind me of Melt Banana!