This is a South Park episode come to life. The one where Cartman goes on the talk show circuit as a “troubled teen”.

I loved The Force Awakens but Abrams is TERRIBLE and ending things. All his projects have great starts and awful conclusions. This gives me anxiety.

I don’t see how anyone could fail to be excited by this. When you look at how well Alias ended... Well, okay, when you look at how satisfying Lost’s ending was... Ahhhh, fuck.

honestly one of my favourite films.

I fucking love this show. Apparently it’s not internet cool to like it? But I love how they skewer just about everything, including and especially Batman

Harley and Poison Ivy (in a poly but healthy arrangement) or GTFO.

Everything about this film seems like a bad idea with the exception of Donald Glover playing a young Lando. That’s literally the only thing it has going for it so far.

A dragonfly flew into the frame as I took a picture with my phone.

Oh, Ross is definitely worse than Rachel, and if there was a fair ending, Rachel would be a kickass single mum and Ross’ dick would have fallen off. But there isn’t, so it makes the most sense that they ended up together...

I think the eclipse should be promoted as the return of White Super Jesus..and you will only be saved by staring directly at the sun. Dealing with racist rednecks would be so much easier if they were all blind.

Tilda Swinton was born to play Lady 3 Jane Tessier-Ashpool.

I saw the image, but only heard him as Viago in “What We Do In the Shadows” go “Hello Ladies.”

Legion already won everything simply by having Aubrey Plaza rocking things. That’s the best win of all.

Maybe they all came back as the Roman gods?

If io9 bothered to cover Elements, everyone would know this.

Let all who have eyes and ears, see this and hear this. This must be. I beseech thee.

I’m roughly 3999.5% into this idea.

As Goblin King I am sure Jareth could appear as anything if wanted. Such as...

Fingers crossed Patrick Stewart walks back his whole “retirement” thing!