While I wouldn't buy one, I don't think comparing the Juke to the Aztek is accurate. The Aztek looks like a fucking dumpster that's been hit too many times by the garbage truck. The Juke has some style and its quirky look is appealing to some buyers.

I'm guessing it was too 'close' to the Acura wagon?

I can eat, drink and still be fine for up to 8 hours...no matter what, my wife can last no longer than 30 minutes. Even if she were to fast for six hours prior to the trip.

Me: 6 hours plus

Only when the owner doesn't put a progressive carb in it...

The "I hate people knowing what I drive" section should have the Type 3 Ghia-99% of the people who see them think they are a Corvair.

Having grown up in Southern California and now living in Chicago, I'm shocked to see that Chicago lags that far behind LA. I've encountered FAR worse driving in Chicago than LA.

"You know, we should really replace that garage door..."

I believe this is called "karma". Drive like a douchebag, look like a douchebag.

I would have pepper sprayed her...

Why is it that the people who should get their ass handed to them by the police, don't? This would have ended a full ten minutes earlier if one of them had just punched the guy in the throat. No guns, no chase, no damage...

I thought it was for people with OCD.

In general, if a state is going to pretty much hand out driver's licenses at the age of 16-they should design roads for the people using them (the untrained), but the engineers in Illinois have a sadistic sense of humor with merging, lane design and traffic flow.

I've always wondered why a highway would have 12 toll…

In Chicago, replace "cement truck" with "semi of any kind" and you're close. People in SUVs around here seem to have this false sense of security that will end their lives some day.

I've been listening to this song for the better part of four months now. It's just starting to get played on the local 'alt' radio station here. So far, they don't overplay it...

They need NASCAR.

Speed limit in Illinois (Northern IL) is 55 mph. If you actually drive 55, even the state police will be up your ass...no one drives 55 mph-it's more like 75-85 mph.

I'm guessing it's a Buick version of the new Impala. The grille says Buick the side mirrors look like a GM idea. Wheels almost never make it from 'concept' to reality.

So absolutely true. It's not quite like the others...

I've found that I am increasingly just driving without the stereo/radio playing. It's a shame since I have a nice system but I just can't stand "Safe and Sound", "Get Lucky", "Blurred Lines", "Same Love", blah...blah...blah.