I don't understand why people would go to a place like St. Maarten and then stand around and watch airplanes take off and land.

I frequently find these groups before they 'blow up' and the song plays on every radio station, every ten minutes...and I'm usually completely annoyed by the time it starts to play on the radio. This song was an exception because it didn't get overplayed like most do (like "Little Talks" from Of Monsters and Men). I…

Overconfident driver, meet wall - he knows where he stands!

The new Taurus, a Durango and a Highlander wind up in a three way and this is what you get. Big, ugly and unnecessary.

Is Michael J. Fox holding the camera?

I had an old roommate who traded his 2 year old Boxster in for one of these...we didn't really get along that well but he did provide laughs for the last 4 months we shared an apartment.

I did all of my Christmas shopping by the end of November and only went to Target once - everything else was bought on Amazon.

Next up: "War and Peace" by Tolstoy.

The hood of the Speed3 likely weighs more than the model perched atop.

4000: "THUNK" goes the space bar...way too loud!

I could hear the under 30 in spite of the fact that I have tinnitus and 'true silence' has never been a part of my life.

...is that Mick Jagger in drag?

The speed limit changes in Ohio are hilarious...as long as you're paying attention. 55 to 45 to 35 in short stretches of road for no apparent reason (open on both sides, no schools, houses, hills, curves, tunnels etc. to warrant a change in speed limit).

The 45 MPH section of I-94 is always loaded with 'police presence' as well-so you know for sure it's only to generate revenue. Most people traveling from IL to WI also don't realize that the first ten miles into WI are loaded with unmarked radar cars-sitting on the overpasses calling down the next victim to a waiting…

I was pulled over in Indiana once...70 in a 55 and he let me go. I was surprised...

Awesome story...shit like this would never happen to me!

Speed limit on several Illinois highways is 55mph, although it's rare to see someone driving that slow. Typical speeds are near 75-85mph...I've been told by state troopers (yes, plural) to 'keep it under 80mph', although I received my only speeding ticket for going 73mph in a 55mph.

I'm pretty sure this is what my wife's facial expressions are while I'm driving...

"Are you takin' a piss?"

What does this have to do with Jalopnik? It's not vehicle related in any way that I can see-unless they also stole a shit ton of vehicles...