Same Snapchat story, a few hours later, a shirtless couchant Cheban speaks from his bed: “Mornings to be happy, to be in my own bed today. Wait I just saw the coolest thing from Burger King. It’s like a whopper and burrito together.”

Here you go.

And on the Seventh Day, He looked at a menu and chose an item because he liked the ingredients. He ordered it, and it was good.

I think he meant middle aged and mediocre but somehow “young and hot” slipped out. Maybe aphasia from a stroke in his middle aged and mediocre brain?

If he means “old inappropriate dude that’s trying too hard to look hip”, then I believe he’s got a shot at success.

Even though it’s a huge team effort, fans couldn’t help but wonder if he would end up thanking his former flame if he won — since T-Swift could have been a source of inspiration.

Their dad had the other woman go through in-vitro to have her. It’s not like she was a surprise to anyone involved.

Fingerbanging his ego alone must take up a good 40% of your day.

I can not even fathom how exhausting Sean Combs is as a partner.

The Nick JonasTown Massacre

That’s a bit extreme but I’ll be okay with a law that bans Vegans from condescendingly telling me why they think they’re better than me.

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

Well that un-rapes dozens of women.

I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.

It was fascinating to watch the Bill Cosby narrative shift seamlessly — and almost instantaneously — from “If he’s been doing this for so many years, there would be hundreds of victims, so he can’t possibly be guilty” to “All these accusers prove that women are just jumping on the bandwagon for a payday, so he can’t…

This isn’t all that paranoid. I made fun of an ex when she did this, but as soon as the PRISM story broke, anybody who cares about infosec covered up their cameras. He’s a perfect target for hackers and spear phishers.

Nop. You’re wrong. It’s a really important issue and if you can’t see it, too bad. Billionaires funding wars on media via proxy lawsuits is a crime against society buddy. Hate gawker all you want, the principle is a vital one.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE DO A WELLNESS CHECK ON NAOMI’S ASSISTANT?!?!?!