Merrick Garland, where are you?

Like I need another reason to never again give that company any of my money.

Tanking your company’s stock to own the libs.

IKR? People really gonna throw away 246 years of democracy because of inflation and gas.

Not as long as the Republican Party continues to exist.

Especially when all these people throwing around slurs end up scaring away all the advertisers.

Oh, GameStop, how you continue to fall. Feels like we’re never gonna reach the bottom.

No “Number of the Beast” or anything from Rob Zombie?

Hate to see it. I loved the original G4 before it fell hard into channel decay, and was cheering for this one to succeed.

Never going to that store again. I loved GameStop for years, going all the way back to middle/high school.

Have fun playing Pokemon Stadium with just the rental Pokemon.

They’re the dog that caught the car, except the car is painted blue and about to turn around and run them over.

If you’re still not sure, then the correct answer is “No.”

This level would like a word with you. A slog to play through every time, and it’s even worse since it comes right after The Covenant, my favorite level in the game.

In a world where Republicans want you to be like Matt Gaetz, be like Olivia Julianna.

Or better yet, don’t make an American flag cake at all, because there’s nothing to celebrate about this country right now.

I’m starting to think this dude shouldn’t be owning or running any kind of company.

Jak & Daxter was right there...

There’s never gonna be any GOOD news on this front, is there?

Good, now let’s never talk about these losers again.