One of my cousins was addicted to the Blitzball mode back in the day. He’d get far enough in the story so he could unlock it, then that’s all he’d play. It’s as if the rest of the game was just an afterthought. So what if a kaiju is about to destroy the whole world; my guy just wanted to play water soccer.

Y’all missed one:

I’m more intrigued by this than I should be.

“You will own nothing and be happy.”

I’d be happy to share my Crohn’s disease with a few of them.

Scalpers are the worst. They’ve fucked up game collecting, too.

I still want to know why he’s allowed to go around giving speeches and, you know, isn’t rotting in a jail right now.

“You will own nothing and be happy.”

Wow, I’m old enough to also remember that.

Can’t wait for the Joe Biden “I did that!” stickers to start popping up again....

Not that the checkmarks are necessary, since they’re easy to identify when they spew vile and reprehensible opinions.

What is he contributing?

Now if only the Elongated Muskrat would just go away, as well....

I’ll admit, I initially had little interest in Barbie (mostly from not being in the target demographic), but knowing that it makes people like Ben Shapiro mad makes me want to see it, now.

I don’t have much time for RPGs anymore, but I love me some rasslin’, so I’ll definitely check this out.

Elon Musk: Twitter is a free speech platform.

Well, I have been trying to cut down on the amount of time I spend on YouTube.

I’ve had my account locked for 12 hours on two separate occasions for clapping back at transphobic bigots on Twitter, while those same transphobic bigots have been allowing to continue spewing their bile without punishment.

So LGBT people and their allies can get called everything in the book and have to just put up with it, because “freeze peach”, but now there’s a word that the Elongated Muskrat wants to ban because it hurts his fee-fees.

This. Let’s see any of these streamers spend 40+ hours a week being ground down to a nub working at a restaurant, barely making above minimum wage, and then complain about how hard they have it having to “create content.”