No offense, but this is precisely the attitude that drove the dissenters to the polls.

I feel bad knowing Jack died before knowing the glory of internet porn.

I just tried to escape the election for a few moments by checking Kotaku.

Kennedy knew the only pole that counted, was the one in his pants

Is there any simulation that ends positively? I feel like regardless of Clinton or Trump winning the screen will still display “YOU LOSE”.

“Hasa” should be has a. “There” should be their. Honestly man. How are you the weekend editor?

I cri evry tiem

Don’t confuse a Mii bargain store cosplay of Usopp for the King of Snipers.

Am I the only one who sees Sogeking in those screens?

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

The game got incredibly repetitive, unlocking costumes, icons, and emotes was something that allowed you to replay the same gametypes/maps/etc. over-and-over-and-over without going insane.

Seems more like salt than shade to me.

Are those new faster ways to unlock loot crates? I might start playing this again if the grind is gone.

LOL. You hate the guy who beat cancer before the age of 18 and does charity and awareness for cancer? Really? Jesus Christ, man! You need to take a hard look at yourself in the mirror.

it’s crazy how i went from “lol guess signing bum-ass sub-mendoza David Ross is just a clause of the Lester contract, right?” to legitimately loving the man and being actually sad to see him go. The bromance between Bryant, Rizzo and Ross was so fucking cute and it’s refreshing to see guys on a sports team that seem…

They went from worst team to a (probable) perennial juggernaut in 5 years, winning the pennant in extra innings in game 7 after a 108 year drought. What do you expect? If you keep hearing this into the new year, I would agree with you. It’s been two fucking days, let us be happy.

Oh, eat a dick.

This team is so darn likable - there has to be someone we can hate, right?

This is a good take.