What’s the deal with dressing them up like race car drivers? Is it supposed to lend them an air of credibility in sport (and I use the term loosely here) by borrowing from something already established?

Gun picture got over 9 thousand likes. Must be a real dick

“Calling your shot” is still the hands down greatest mid-sports showboating technique.

Well the glock also says Austria on it. Is he from Austria?

No, but it’s understandable in the moment.

Alou acting like a jackass when the ball went into Bartman’s hands didn’t help matters.

Two problems with this:

The Giants started the season as the best team in baseball

Yes. One way or another Chicago will burn this fall.

How in the fuck was this post not about this:

Joy is such a disgusting emotion

Jupiter is in retrograde and the chimes of Old Vassiloth are tinkling in a cold Martian wind rolling over the frozen shoulders of Olympus Mons. Huginn and Muninn sit on the captain’s shoulders and he is lost in the ocean between his ears.

Alex Gonzalez is the real Steve Bartman and any Cubs fan worth their salt knows this.

No, they swept them 3-1.

Wish I could take credit for this.

Or better yet, Giants #beLEAVIN’ the Post Season.

Finally! Been listening to that bullsh!t for 6 years.

C’moonnn Cubs v Indians.....

“Oh, so you’re going to overmanage your bullpen and wind up with only two guys left in an extra inning game, Joe? WELLLLLLLL WE’LL SEE WHO’S BOSS NOW....”