Cavs win by 29pts.

Corey Kluber & Larry Vanover, Goddamn!

No, I’m saying the reason it seems like a “centuries old myth” is because ut literally is. Because elements were plucked straight from century old myths repackaged for the millenials on the internet.

That’s because he’s an amalgam of other preexisting myths. Practically everything on the internet can be taken to its roots and you can find the individual pre-existing pieces.

As a Cubs fan, yes, I’ve met “a few.”

Cubs fans don’t wear Yankee hats and tells everyone they’re a “lifelong Yankees fan.”

That Hillary image is so horrifically staged, it’s sad she thinks people are that dumb (or even sadder some people think it’s actually candid & real).

All news media oversold Kershaw and Undersold Hendricks.

Now they can try to explain being beaten to the point of ”fainting” in a positive way.

That’ll lower his ERA. Whoops, this isn’t baseball. I mean EAR.

What’s the point? That’s like setting your line up AFTER the week. It completely defeats the entire purpose of the game: risk/reward & strategy/luck.

They’re trying to edge out the Browns & Bears for that #1 pick. . . Little do they know, that’s impossible.

I don’t see a shot with a Jetski, so I can’t confirm if this is really LK cosplay.

It’s getting a remake in 8 days. :p

Does the New Yorker’s intended audience even comprehend this joke?

They look good. . . But aesthetic customization would have made them look exponentially better.

Tebow about to pass the Cubs’ postseason avg.

The Cleveland Jon Brown Jovis.

He benefitted from Magnum TA’s unfortunate career ending injury. The WCW terrain would have been much differenr. However, yes, he is the best, with Sting a VERY close second, and Booker T closely at 3rd.

I’ve always thought it was pronounced: “Jecht’s Son”.