With all due respect, Jia was probably insanely high when she wrote this article (which could have been 1/3 the length—thanks a lot editors!)

Suffice it to say he’s old enough that he should have know he was way older than those high-school kids, even if he didn’t know his birthdate.

“Pewdiepie trashed Keemstar on Twitter recently, so it’s no stretch to see him as the type of YouTuber Pewdiepie is complaining about.”

And the thing is that girls are all piss and vinegar until they’re about 12 when 90% lose their minds over boys and makeup, and the rest become lesbian theater geeks.

Outside of maybe podunksville WV, is there anyone saying that girls can’t do everything. I mean, It’s practically a religion among the soccer-mom set that their daughters can do anything.

Oh man, this is so exciting! I can’t wait until the movie version comes out (yay, happy 2020!).

Well, Coates is heavily in favor of reparations, which some people might have a problem with.

That’s because “going to help Africa” is obviously a euphemism for doing heroine!!! Obviously! Like, duh!

Don’t know if trolling, or serious.

It seems so bizarre to the point of being baffling.

Sorry you weren’t born, Timmy. Mommy had to spend two weeks in Cabo with Javier, the Yoga instructor!! But at least I don’t resent you!

jk, it’s a really funny movie. Matttt Daaamon gets me every time.

How dare you! How actually dare you reference that misogynistic, not to mention racist, piece of filth! That garbage has to be the most jingoistic, problematic piece trash to come out of Hollywood in the last 20 years!

Her wins are a joke at this point, it’s not even funny. She’s got at least 15-20lbs of muscle on her nearest competitor, and has put on at least 50lbs since she started her career. That’s a ridiculously huge advantage. It’s like me playing against a bunch of 5 year-olds.

Naming your daughter after whiskey, so classy. Somebody’s going to popular in the frat house!

“In a culture where rape was so common and so easy to laugh about, it’s surprising that there was so much worry about false allegations.”

That’s more true of Haiti, than the DR: very little foreign investment, a largely uneducated and unemployed populace that gets by mostly from trade with the DR.

What he’s talking about is the irony that in this case the “communist” provided the capital for this venture, while not giving credit to the person who used his ideas and labor-power to get the work done. That’s the principle of capitalism.

How about she wear a habit, or a burqa. That’ll sell some movie tickets!

Even in the entertainment business in general, for every 10,000 mid-western, wanna-be Jon Hamms, there’ s maybe 1 or 2 that end up actually getting famous.