So ‘the war on Christmas’ is up there with patriarchy and white privilege?

Except when, you know, someone actually walks around with a gun in an airport.

I can tell you right now: Verizon made the worst deal of the decade. What the fuck were they thinking buying Yahoo?!

Yeah, the Australians would be more at home in RandMcNally!

They’re like an earnest attempt at The Wiggles, but for adults. It’s not even ironic anymore, just lame. Fucking hipsters.

“Moral of the story is that if you believe that you don’t have prejudices because you yourself experience prejudice, take a second look.”

In this age where we’re expected to promulgate the fiction that rabbits are the equals of lions, Nietzsche is more important than ever.

“I love the idea of calling them ‘content warnings,’”

I love me some Marines. Mmmm!

“First off, yes, he is the most important America.”

Congratulations! You’ve successfully taught him to hate the things you hate!

“Since the anonymous accusations surfaced that accuse Jacob of rape and unwanted sexual advances”

I guess you people must be from those towns where it was normal not to let your kids watch the Simpsons, am I guessing correctly?

“this homeless dude was in a truly wretched state, the kind of dirty, downtrodden son of a bitch that makes you hate yourself for having it so good, what with your clean Serta mattress and your own personal toilet.”

I hate-read articles like this.

“It’s amazing. It’s awesome. She supports the girls!”

Hickory dickory dock, his girl sucked on his... whoa, ooh!

Then again the circumstances under which a white upper middle-class female child (up to and including entering the workforce as a highly-compensated proefssional) would be discriminated against stretch the boundaries of imagination.

Yeah, pretty sure man-splaining is just explaining.

OMG Tyler!! Like what are you, an adult! Lol, “walk away from the screen”, lol. Yeah, if you’re, like, old-25 at least!