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So ‘the war on Christmas’ is up there with patriarchy and white privilege?

Yeah, the Australians would be more at home in RandMcNally!

“I love the idea of calling them ‘content warnings,’”

I love me some Marines. Mmmm!

“First off, yes, he is the most important America.”

Congratulations! You’ve successfully taught him to hate the things you hate!

I guess you people must be from those towns where it was normal not to let your kids watch the Simpsons, am I guessing correctly?

“this homeless dude was in a truly wretched state, the kind of dirty, downtrodden son of a bitch that makes you hate yourself for having it so good, what with your clean Serta mattress and your own personal toilet.”

I hate-read articles like this.

“It’s amazing. It’s awesome. She supports the girls!”

Hickory dickory dock, his girl sucked on his... whoa, ooh!

Then again the circumstances under which a white upper middle-class female child (up to and including entering the workforce as a highly-compensated proefssional) would be discriminated against stretch the boundaries of imagination.

Yeah, pretty sure man-splaining is just explaining.

OMG Tyler!! Like what are you, an adult! Lol, “walk away from the screen”, lol. Yeah, if you’re, like, old-25 at least!

With all due respect, Jia was probably insanely high when she wrote this article (which could have been 1/3 the length—thanks a lot editors!)

Suffice it to say he’s old enough that he should have know he was way older than those high-school kids, even if he didn’t know his birthdate.

And the thing is that girls are all piss and vinegar until they’re about 12 when 90% lose their minds over boys and makeup, and the rest become lesbian theater geeks.

Outside of maybe podunksville WV, is there anyone saying that girls can’t do everything. I mean, It’s practically a religion among the soccer-mom set that their daughters can do anything.