that’s grounded to the ground

WHY HAS NO ONE BROUGHT THIS UP? He was only 50 years, fully dressed, lying down, boom, it’s 20 years later. Oh wait, maybe he committed suicide.

“Hey kid, wanna try some EcoBoost?”

I would have hoped it was a Dukes of Hazard style ramp to jump the Rio Grande.

I just read a report earlier that said Ford is already planning to dig tunnels under the wall to get those cars out of Mexico. That way, they’ll avoid paying that tax because they are smart.

Found him.

I did the cyber with him. For pizza.

YEAH! I mean what does a presidential nominees stance on cyber security have ANYTHING to do with technology? I mean really! What kind of operation is this!?

Cool fact: I’ve never heard an Adele song.

I mean, is there any other answer?

“Explosives with lens flare. Directed by Michael Bay, produced by J.J Abram”

Needs moar lens flare

Eh. Pretty sure someone could make this movie awesome, if properly motivated.

No doubt he deposited his cash in his swizz bank account

And for 42 million? That’s a nice chunk of swizz cheese.

Bambi gives me a meat boner every time.

GW Bush did do some commendable things as President, including, for example, pressing to funds to help fight AIDS in Africa. And one of those commendable things he did was to sign legislation instructing the Smithsonian to start planning for this museum, and saying he believed it should be built on the national Mall.

Wouldn’t most people just be like “wtf was that?” and keep driving? I can’t imagine a situation where it’s like “Oh my god A FUCKING CLOWN!!! IT’S PENNYWISE!!” and a car crash. That’s what this assbasket wants to believe will happen, but shit, it wouldn’t. That’s why it hasn’t.

I saw a billboard for the lottery. It said, “Estimated lottery jackpot 55 million dollars.” I did not know that was estimated. That would suck if you won and they said, “Oh, we were off by two zeroes. We estimate that you are angry.”

As someone who occasionally works with dead human bodies, yes. Decaying human flesh has a very distinct smell even apart from meat and animals. But who knows maybe the sum total of bad smells was enough to mask it.