No, Trump’s wall’s going to be too huu-yuuge.

It’s grounded under the ground.

Shit, I didn’t even notice that...I thought they meant he was 50 when he died. Now it definitely looks shady.

We charge $20 / hr for sandblasting, and sand runs $20 / 100 lbs...so, about a $1k, probably, but you’ll also get all the rust removed.

I could definitely see this being a Pegg movie.

What I don’t understand, and no one seems to be asking this...what happened to the guy? I mean, did he just go in there, lay down and die? Did he poison himself? Was he sick? It just seems impossible that a 50 year old man would just lay down and die of “natural causes” without even speaking to someone in the other…

He’s gonna be beatin’ off the Swizz Mizzez with a stick.

Micheal Bay, obviously.

I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to call bullshit.

I don’t know, I just remember seeing that on a news site somewhere.

I once had my apartment raided because of a noise violation; here, you can get a ticket if the officer can hear you from 25 feet away.

Isn’t that their beef with homosexuality? If you spill your seed or whatnot...

Strapped to his ankle, actually.

Seriously? Fuck that asshole. He isn’t a nice guy just responding to orders. There are no higher-ups playing puppet master here; he made the mistake of thinking he could just brush this shit off, and renegged when he realized people weren’t going to let it go. Fuck this dude sideways running funny.

That’s pretty cool. So it’s an administrative position? We’re currently undergoing a *SCANDAL* where we hired an extremely experienced EMT from out of town as Director of Emergency Services, and now everybody’s bitching about his uber-extravagant $60k a year. Big whoop!

Yes, a call to dispatch to order backup is SOP in this situation.

Sorry, but I’ve used this tactic before:

Call 911, the person you speak to speaks to responding officer, you get reply.

I like the fact that the writer (black woman) is smiling.

In NC, DOT has jurisdiction over SBI, Highway Patrol, etc...did you really pull DOT work? Would love to hear!