The only good thing about my Suburban; if I get on somebody’s ass, they pull over, thinking I’m a cop.

I used to smuggle coke and X when I was younger; we used ex-police cars because only (A) old people and (B) ex-COPS drive them. Therefore, less likely to get pulled.

You know when you get issued a Smart, you’re like, WTF?

My guess is they’re meter maids, and just leave tickets?

It’s just like hookers...they always contain eggs, so just to be safe, cook @ 425 for four hours, OK?

That’s why it’s called pre-heat...and not heat.

You are so right!

If you don’t have a therm in your possession, a great way to check your food is the finger test; if you can touch the middle of your food, it’s not ready.

The article only mentions bread; this would not work for %90 of cooking. I can’t, in good conscious, bake any sort of way, using this method.

My parents had a Corolla wagon; me and my sis used to jump around in the back. At some point we hit a dump truck on the way out of the dump. We flew around the cabin; it was quite fun. We also picked up a black puppy, which we named Madonna.

That sounds pretty cool!

Because it was a start-up...eight years ago.

Good kinja.

When I was a young, I remember one night where me and some other guys went for a joyride. We chugged Frappucino’s, and after I smashed a Cadillac’s windshield with an empyty bottle, we decided it would be fun to drive by a crowded theater, firing cap guns and screaming “POP POP POP BITCH!”

Thanks for the link, that should come in handy.

My pops’ just shut me down (he knows cars, so I listen to him)...I’m lookin’ for a $1k RWD. Just found a Rat-Rod ‘74 Maverick with a big-ass hood-scoop for 1.4k...what do you think?

I don’t know, but alot of great people, HA-YUUGE people, told me that Pressure Cooker bombs use the HOV lane. HA-YUGE people..

I’m sorry for bringing this up, buuuut...

Yeah, this guy had TWO priors, and the second DUI was a feeble 6-month suspension.

My first thought was Steve Carrell in The Office.