I’m pretty sure the guy in question is the hipster in the middle.

OMG! So. Much. This.

Apple, Google, Samsung: Clinton, Trump, Johnson.

Everybody goes overboard; remember when Apple “accidentally” leaked before CES? The most read articles on GM were about the iPhone, and my very own fawn of obsession, Feinberg on Concourse, was even wrapped up in the story of how Apple “fucked” the bloggers out of a story, and even went on to bitch about how BAD iOSx…

I think OP was pointing to the concept, not the writer. Ever notice how much Giz blows Steve Jobs’ ghost dick to get a concept photo? Or how Jalopnik bends over backwards for Elon? Everybody’s in the tank for somebody else, and it fucks the integrity of all media sources.

Yeah, you’re not special, snowflake.

I can only answer A, but, I think I can be concise in this point:

He quit Apple, as well.

Because it was a start-up...eight years ago.

Good kinja.

When I was a young, I remember one night where me and some other guys went for a joyride. We chugged Frappucino’s, and after I smashed a Cadillac’s windshield with an empyty bottle, we decided it would be fun to drive by a crowded theater, firing cap guns and screaming “POP POP POP BITCH!”

Thanks for the link, that should come in handy.

My pops’ just shut me down (he knows cars, so I listen to him)...I’m lookin’ for a $1k RWD. Just found a Rat-Rod ‘74 Maverick with a big-ass hood-scoop for 1.4k...what do you think?

I don’t know, but alot of great people, HA-YUUGE people, told me that Pressure Cooker bombs use the HOV lane. HA-YUGE people..

I’m sorry for bringing this up, buuuut...

Yeah, this guy had TWO priors, and the second DUI was a feeble 6-month suspension.

My first thought was Steve Carrell in The Office.

Also from the Sentinel, the pair are being represented by attorney Mitchel Beers, who said of the Delray Police Department’s statements:

I had a friend in college who ate 20-some Xanaxes and rolled his car on a main street. He rolled in a way that a fire hydrant punctured the roof on the driver’s side of the car.

For when Grandma wants to drift.