asynonymous1
Alcoholic Synonymous
asynonymous1

I’m kinda surprised everybody keeps bringing this up. Doesn’t BMW have 8-speed manuals now?

Would hoon.

SBC swap or GTFO.

The thing that makes this so much better than the Rolls and the Maybach...I won’t feel like an idiot actually driving it.

What are telephones?

I use mine to send gay porn to Ted Cruz.

During the Michael Brown investigation, two key eye witnesses recanted their testimonies after having seen the video on TV.

Of course not, he was pooling with the rest of his car.

No, he was totally in the right.

Yeah, I ended up passing on an ad for a 2006 Cadillac CTS in excellent condition (otherwise) for $1,500 because the motor is gone. Gone, as in needs to be rebuilt, or gone, as in you sold it at a pawn shop?

No, my point was that they DO need to be mentioned specifically in the Constitution to be Constitutional.

I just can’t understand how people can possibly gloss over shit like that. I mean, $4k’s a lot of money. If you want my hard-earned moolah, take a few extra seconds to say what it needs. Upcoming timing belt change? Not a problem, but would like to know going in. The fact that they don’t relegate a few extra

It baffles me when people use the word “constitutional” in this context.

It’s like gluing macaroni to a piece of paper and calling it art. Macaroni is food, macaroni art is not.

I used to have a tire shop next door that used a similar kit to repair a tire on my daily for free...took 5 minutes, and it’s lasted two years.

Gotta love the price of steel these days...got a flat driving half a truck cab and a Mercedes aluminum wheel to the scrapyard and got a whopping $12.

Good God, how do you drift with a FWD? Or a 4WD, for that matter?

They would have needed to take down the third GT’s plate number in the time it would have taken the GT to accelerate from 100 to 150, so, I wouldn’t think so.

I’d like to see an air-bound Jet-Ski named “Wraith.” That would totally be badass.

I’m gonna have to go CP on this one.