I was responding to the thread, not particularly to you, just in general. Calm down, killer, it’s a comment section of an article of the internet.

Thing is - you don’t know how you’ll react until it happens to you. You say your ‘love would disappear’, but it wouldn’t. It would just be mixed with feelings of depression and anxiety and sadness and anger and embarrassment and a load of other emotions that I can’t articulate in some post on the internet. Trust me.

Amen.

“Knocked the fuck wobbly” is my favorite thing right now.

When you get that David Bowie thing down, let me know how. I’m happily married, but my husband will understand.