For the younger readers, Vera Lynn is the singer you googled after you heard her name in Pink Floyd’s The Wall.

“Mr. Big Bird, why does Lockerupagus hate humans so much?”

You forgot about H. Ross Parrot.

The Irish Times BURNED in their reporting on this new character

This is a very positive development, but if we’re trying to save Children’s Television Workshop shouldn’t they introduce the first Tea Party/Breitbart Comment Section muppet? Ya know- throw ‘em a bone? Oscar the Grouch and Sam the Eagle (I know, I know- Muppet Show) are practically limousine liberals at this point.

They should make a muppet out of Alex Jones. He could have a radio show and everything, it’d be cute. Trump might even take to watching and not canceling it.

Mr. Lockerupagus

Sesame Street has the sweet, sweet HBO money now. If CTW funding goes under, just expect more dragons and robot hookers.

They have taken a million refugees and they never invaded the middle east. They spent the last two decades stabilizing central and eastern Europe with boring things like improved institutions and the infrastructure to support economic growth which stabilizes countries.

REP-RE-SENT-A-TIVE YOU FUCK.

“customer service...CUSTOMER SERVICE...CUST-TO-MER SER-VICE!

Trump will only have ideas if Fox & Friends have ideas.

Wow. An automated Shibboleth tester.

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

With the understanding that you can either cry or laugh:

Seen from another angle:

I tell people that once we hit 70, all bets are off and we can be shown the door at any time...

Calgary’s not bad. The zoo is pretty good, there’s a tower if you like that sort of thing. Pete’s Drive in is amazing. Jasper is more fun if you like to hike though.

No. Or if you must, use it as a base to explore the Alberta Rockies. Banff’s 90 minutes up the highway.

The one I picked up on my second viewing was when Chris and Rose first get to her parents’ place, her dad asks them how long this “thang” had been going on. Chris says four months before Rose quickly corrects him, saying they’ve actually been together for five months.