Anytime you’re ready with that coup, Pentagon.

Capitals fan?

Spicer’s actual password: P3r10d

Finally looking outside their bubble and seeing: nazis.

Este pinche pendejo es muy cabron. 

A refreshing respite from the repugnant railroading by Russian reactionaries.

It must happen on every border on the planet.

Star this if you “need attention”.

I wonder if the engineer served

UPS does pay better, so yeah probably.

That’s just the weed talking, guy.

Worst. Thanks Obama. Ever.

Love that we can now communicate directly with our leaders to share our ideas and concerns

Stick to ‘ta-da’.

While that joke was over the line, why is a comedy writer held to a higher standard than a known liar of a President?

Yeah but you don’t pull the lever anyway, and then write about it.

Triggered!

Plus the sheep are damn sexy.

Is that the Coriolis font?