Never kowtow to the treacly wholesome acapella vote, Finger. Hold fast.

We used to raise rabbits (and chickens) for food on our little ‘70s hobby farm, and one time when I was about 5 I pulled a little hairless kit out of the fluff in its raised cage where it was nestled against the cool Northern California winter air to pet it, and it died in my hands of exposure. My father rightfully…

Well, I’m göring to take your word for it.

Der Strümmer

Good bbq and inertia is a deadly 1-2 punch. Would also accept “don’t want to forsake my inheritance”.

It’s going to take something stronger than pessimism to get through the next four years, sorry.

We can vote in the midterms all we want but we’re not going to oust the hardcore block of conservative activist legislators unless we actually pick up and move to their entenched gerrymandered districts. No, we have to plead, cajole, and wheedle to the people in those districts to grow a conscience, or at the very…

It must be exhausting running around to various websites, badgering them to cover the news you want to see. Such a big world with so much tragedy to choose from and report on, how do companies even decide what to run with? It must be very frustrating for you.

“We never said we’d keep it all in English when we bought the company.” —Univision

Which power hungry donut licking little minx could be behind such an act of seditious career regicide?

The analogy’s a little off, though- Conway or Bannon are more like cosilgieres than Schiller. He’s more of an enforcer, like Luca Brasi sort of wrapped in a Captain McCluskey, Sollozzo’s corrupt police muscle on the take. What’s missing here is a real Michael Corleone- without him nothing will change.

*Putin and Trump and his private security team.

At least he was able to fly home ahead of the team. Can you imagine how humiliating it would be if, after being publicly fired you had to travel with yo-

A false choice fallacy?

The electoral college strikes again.

Being super critical of them instead of focusing on themselves.

If 50 Cent gets involved somehow, we all do.

Jill Stein has a better shot.

These questions feel pretty rhetorical in nature.

If they get to kill abortion doctors, the least we can do is get to throw a shoe at Milo Yanninopolis or however you spell that dude-who-couldn’t-make-it-in-his-own-country’s name.