It’s no Chaucer, but I’ll allow it.

Asahi would be smart to refund them unconditionally, give them a $500 gift certificate, and issue a statement about their commitment to kaizen.

“Who is...Pasquinel?”

Traveled.

Got a problem with the founding fathers’ vision of democracy, motherfucker?

That is pretty good.

I’d kiss ‘em. I mean, if she'd let me. Like maybe on the third date.

Won't get burned if you roll with the Vichyssoise.

This “lame duck” no-fucks-given Resident In Chief has already demonstrated that he is going to stun us all on his way out, in his final stand. I’d err on the side of meeting with him, if I was her, if not only to at least say “I met with a fucking President to get this shit done,” covering my own ass. Some “leaders”…

Can’t decide: 🙈 or 🙉...Kobe still evil tho

Berniestans are the St. Louis Cardinals fans of politics.

It is the foolish man who trolls the Turks

Tell that to Killer Mike.

Paula Poundstone is going to love this.

With this, I feel like we all must’ve moved one degree closer to Kevin Bacon.

Christ, you're smart

This reminds me that to date, nobody has ever hit Katherine Harris in the face with a pie. This miscarriage of justice remains inexcusable.

Wrong again: capitalism and exploitation are one and the same. Corruption is the delicious cream that rises to the top. Yum yum.

Everything about this is cringe inducing.

Unmanaged expectations, they’ll Bern ya everytime.