On the plus side: No Joe Buck or Harold Reynolds!

Cheater, Cheater, Woman Beater

You typed a 4 where you meant to type a 1 there.

So much for not chucking garbage on the field.

Wouldn’t the Toronto A’s be a better name for a team from Canada?

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

Yet the League never fined Tim Tebow for wearing eye black while playing quarterback in the NFL. Surely Heyward’s gesture is less of a mockery to the sport than Tebow’s was at trying to play as a quarterback.

Jesus Christ. What the fuck are you even talking about? It was a quip on the internet. I never claimed it was the funniest tale or greatest story ever told. It’s an “lol” and move on with your life. Not a dedicate actual sentences and now paragraphs to type situation.

He told a funny quip and you responded like a joyless fuck who is lacking a funny bone. You realize that hyperbole and exaggeration are the art of good story telling, right? Who needs to get a grip again? Check the mirror dude.

I’m 24 and a UofM graduate and Ann Arbor raised so don’t expect me to apologize that my loyalty and love for that team and town invokes emotions when something unfortunate occurs.

At least if you’re decapitated it’s over. I feel like this is more like dancing with the love of your life after proposing and then watching an MSU football player come and hand you the video of her and him going to the bonezone in the bathroom earlier that night.

Har-bawling

Passionate fan or guy who bet $10,000 on Michigan to win?

That is really shitty announcing by MSU, most classic moment in your school’s football history and that’s your call? Just random yelling? Come on

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Two things I know: that punter will be enrolled at a community college in Livonia by next weekend, and Harbaugh is gonna kill a drifter tonight.

So we can pretty much guarantee that Harbuagh, since the end of the game, has ripped the head off of a kitten and then beaten his punter to death with the head, right?

Mathematically it 98.4% certain that on a botched play the punter will figure out a way to make the situation worse.

I don’t know...I mean if you really think about it...EVERYTHING had to go perfect on that play. The ball had to remain in play. Mich State had to get the ball, with the runner remaining in bounds and not get tackled.

Botched snap????!?!?!?!? Look at the fucking ball hit him right in the hands, then watch him drop it. then watch him try to still FUCKING KICK IT instead of falling on the thing. Literally entirely the punters fault, nothing to do with the ls