Shit, I have to go back to bed now...

thx i’m dumb now

Texas Rangers: “REAR ANGST SEX”

oh so then you’re just mentally deficient

Fun Fact: an anagram of “MARINERS BASEBALL” is

Most years the ACC is a weaker conference than then SEC, but I dunno about this year.

I know it’s taken as a given in college football circles that Jimbo Fisher would want the LSU job, but... WHY would Jimbo Fisher want that job? He’s among the top paid coaches in the country, in a talent-rich state, at a program well-positioned to regularly compete for a national title.

Man, Jimbo’s lucky he didn’t take that job. The fans on #FSUTwitter would have skipped their classes at ITT Tech and given him so much shit.

Gainesville cops catch the ball, but don’t really do anything with it.

That fan is probably mad that Alabama hasn’t paid enough to lure an NFL starting-caliber quarterback to their organization.

A dumber first name?

Just because he can’t hear what Cam said?! Seems a bit over the top.

Somebody took notes during Cris Carter’s seminar.

I must have missed that concert.

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

“Holly Holm almost certainly can’t win for such and such reasons, but if she does it will probably be off a left head kick” holds up as a reasonable take in retrospect.

Disney let a dying fan see an unedited version of The Force Awakens. I’m sure he and his family signed a mountain of paperwork saying they would talk about the movie with anyone, but what’s really stopping that fan from spoiling the plot? What if he was disappointed—would a lawsuit really stop him from telling…