With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

Don’t you get it, they didn’t say anything because they don’t even *see* race.

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

I want to see a crew of Charles Oakley, Xavier McDaniel, and Ron Artest

After accounting for fake accounts and bots, the actual number of active human users is probably less than 1 billion.

Exactly... No one is talking about that but it’s very true

I say this as a Pistons fan that has seen his team severely clowned by LeBron over the years — and other than the early years of LeBron’s career, said clowning usually only required LeBron to go at half-speed.

Oooh, colonial burn. Nice.

Shaq: “Also put cheese around and inside everything.”

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

Freshness is overrated.

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

I hope Minnesota’s next QB just buys in completely and pledges glory to the mighty Odin. Maybe recite an epic poem during the post game press conference. Really test the politeness of the Minnesota fanbase.

Eric Crouch went 180/345 for 2611 yards and 18 TDs to 17 INTs as a junior and senior - he was an option QB who couldn’t throw. Jackson has thrown 839 passes the past two seasons, for 7203 yards with 57 TDs to 19 INTs.

Why be a Kwan when you can be a Kardashian?

“And if they were as good and confident and brave as they seemed, they’d continue to dominate the Italian giants all day until clawing back a heroic 2-2 draw that would set them up perfectly for the return leg at home and would really crystalize just how incredible a transformation this club has undergone from once…

A lot of this was about the Celtics playing really bad basketball the last week or so. I they’ve now been down by at least 20 in 3 of their last 4 games and by at least 26 in back to back games.

“I, for one, love to see Liverpool lads succeed.”