The takeaway here is that FMC has a team of goons they fly around the country to deal with uppity dealers.

I want to buy it and name it “Admiral Ackcar”. But I know it’s a trap.

Not the first time The Simpsons predicted the future.

Could have been a 318. The 318 is an LA engine, not a Hemi.

All the presence a DD needs is presence in your driveway when you need it, as opposed to being present at the mechanic’s shop. I’ve known both...

Do you know that GM still has a support site for Oldsmobile?

Obviously he was a fan of Fords with theatre seating lol

A Mark IV of course.

Dude, I bought a 300 last March to do luxury/executive Car service with since its basically the Lincoln Town Car 2.0 in this business. It’s a lot of car for a little bit of money. I have 2016 Limited with my only options being the panoramic sunroof (Which is amazing) and the backup camera. I’ve put 30k miles on it…

90’s Cadillac coupes: Allanté and El Dorado. The Lincoln Mark VIII wouldn be my Jalop-respected alternative, and I know responding with a stable mate of the prompt isn’t the most original, but come on, look at em!

Counterpoint: plenty of cars have trunk ornaments.

I’ve always wanted a mid 90s curls supreme convertible. I know it’s not rational, but the heart wants what it wants.

A Supra that you don’t have to play “show me where the bad man touched you” with? Sign me up.

Well, there will be a ship named after him, but it will probably be in the Russian navy.

Knowing Merc these days, don’t be surprised if they put something similar into production.

Why not Crosstour?

MKIII...Just make sure to get a dozen head gaskets to go along with it.

It’s 2 LeBarons for the price of 10!

Which puzzles me honestly. It’s a fine convertible built with Chrysler style and Italian reliability.. Wait..... I’ve got that backwards.. Built with Italian style and Chrysler reliability... Hrm. That doesn’t quite sound right either. I’ve got nothing.

The Hot Wheels version of one of these I had as a kid was oddly endearing to me with that sloped rear. Hope you find another sometime. Here’s a start: