Looks familiar...

The coupé in particular, which had the same side profile as a dog doing a shit.

They already made an #unminivan, and it's awesome:

Who used the Paintbrush effect in Photoshop?

Flash Gordon.

Matt Smith in the Adventures in Space and Time special from last year...that cameo made me cry.

As long as you don't mind paying for shipping, I doubt most things are a problem if you don't mind used parts.

Steering wheels are certainly available for them, lots of used originals floating about as most of them have replacement ones from Momo, Nardi etc. plus there are plenty of more tasteful aftermarket options.
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You could get a tasteful steering wheel, gearstick and pedals for $100. The rest of it would then look quirky rather than crazy.

LED Lighting, 5 or 6 of the individual bulbs will be out per light, replacement costs will be huge. Every beater will be identifiable by partially lit tail lamps.

Alfa Romeo 164, somewhat underachieved in Europe and totally ignored in the US. despite that glorious V6...

Isuzu Axiom

Ford Flex Hybrid? No such thing.

Anything my father-in-law buys. Most notable are the aforementioned Mitsubishi Diamante and another one that you don't see at all any more, the Oldsmobile Aurora. The Aurora should have been a good car, but it just wasn't. Apparently weird styling and FWD with the Northstar V8 wasn't what the market wanted.

The Diamante was sold in America for about 15 years. It didn't sell that poorly.

I actually think Galaxy Quest is one of the best (besides some of the others mentioned here already). It was a brilliant take on ST:TOS.

"Look around, do you think you could create a rudimentary lathe?"
"A lathe?? Get off the line Guy!"

Or...

"... and then it exploded!"

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

I think these cars still look futuristic. If it wasnt for the engine blowing head gaskets constantly I would have bought one.

If not for its wedgy exterior

What do you want?

I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this:

Chicago O'Hare. I'll let everyone else tell stories about why, but it is by far the worst.