Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Dumb bs? trump being blackmailed by the russians to be their puppet is dumb? Get out of here with that crap.

How is this not, you know, treason? Working with a foreign power to influence US politics in exchange for dirt on your political opponent- that has to be something.... right?

please be true please be true please be true please be true please be true

I’m switching this year to:

I’ve been saying happy holidays forever, because it covers the entire spectrum of holidays, including New Years. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

Alabama sucks at everything.

No. It’s a goddamn cedar tree. It looks gross because it’s not a traditional type of xmas tree at all. This was the dumbest idea ever.

The ornaments were made in China, I guarantee it.

The good news is that when the revolution comes, all the billionaires will be in one place.

Oh Christmas Groot, Oh Christmas Groot,
Such amusement do you bring me!
Oh Christmas Groot, Oh Christmas Groot,
Such amusement do you bring me!

Thanks, Trump!

I was waiting for the inevitable false equivalence. Thanks.

It’s an extremely stupid word, but I appreciate that it’s a thing because its presence tells me that the person who using it has nothing of real value to say so I don’t need to waste my attention on them.

When did the Nazi narrative flip so badly? Weren’t they the definitive evil that Indiana Jones or Captain America could punch in the face and everyone would cheer?

Since Thiel is involved, it is more likely to be a push to gain unfettered access to everyones data for Palantir.

When did I say that 99.99% were Nazis? I asked specifically about the Nazis, not the rest of the idiots that voted this bleached raccoon into office.

Learn some facts:

I’m really hoping this is sarcasm because, if not, you are egregiously misinformed.