I’m switching this year to:

I’ve been saying happy holidays forever, because it covers the entire spectrum of holidays, including New Years. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

Alabama sucks at everything.

No. It’s a goddamn cedar tree. It looks gross because it’s not a traditional type of xmas tree at all. This was the dumbest idea ever.

The ornaments were made in China, I guarantee it.

The good news is that when the revolution comes, all the billionaires will be in one place.

I was waiting for the inevitable false equivalence. Thanks.

It’s an extremely stupid word, but I appreciate that it’s a thing because its presence tells me that the person who using it has nothing of real value to say so I don’t need to waste my attention on them.

When did the Nazi narrative flip so badly? Weren’t they the definitive evil that Indiana Jones or Captain America could punch in the face and everyone would cheer?

The ghost of James Buchanan just did a fist pump.

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I love that she’s aggressively challenging him on his bullshit. Chuck Todd could learn a thing or two from from her. We are going to need much more of this type of journalism in the next four years.

We’re all finding out that we’re a far stupider, more delusional nation than we had ever dreamed. A con man from reality TV has conned his way into the White House. All bets are off.

I’m reminded of the time Reddit stalked a day care center because they believed it was a front for arms trafficking.

Okay. This is a couple of miles from me. I visit that shopping area a lot. It’s bad enough that the orange wanna be despot is moving into the WH, but now this region has to deal with delusion people coming here to act on shit that is blatantly false.

Deprogramming cult members require psychologists and social workers. Deprogramming a society requires civil war.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

This story just proves how stupid hatred can make you. This man honestly believed that a random pizza shop was a front for a child sex ring on the behalf of Hillary Clinton. A story that is fucking ridiculous to anyone with a half a brain, but because it involves Clinton this Klan wannabe was ready to go on a crusade.…

I agree with you completely. I’ve been arguing about this with liberal friends in the northeast for years now... they have no idea how terrible public education is basically anywhere outside of bougie coastal suburbs. I graduated from public school in Indiana with classmates that couldn’t read, and almost none who had…

Does wishing painful death on every person involved with either’s Trump campaign or his transition make me a horrible person? Because that’s all I have at this point, a desire for all these fuckers to suffer.