Noted white nationalist for Chief Strategist (Steven Bannon)

He’ll be briefed on some crazy shit like aliens

Ha! It’ll take wayyyyy less than that. He’ll be briefed on some crazy shit like aliens and tell us all about it 5 minutes later.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The first time Trump gets into a snit with the CIA/FBI, etc., those state secrets will be all over Twitter by 3 am.

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

Bumping this and hoping someone who can answer sees it.

For anyone interested in more WWI detail, check out Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History podcast, specifically the series “Blueprint for Armageddon.” It’s a beast of a podcast series (they’re each quite long), but you’ll have a much greater appreciation and awe of the setting.

We can have more than one problem you know, it’s not a competition.

You fucking people can’t see the forest for the trees. The problem is NOT trump it’s the assholes who voted for him, THAT is what should scare you. This country has a huge problem and it’s a poorly educated and frighteningly ignorant population.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are!”

all i want is for someone to be a fucking adult and not let him half-ass this thing, as he clearly wants to do

I don’t know why, but knowing how terrible and unprepared they are makes me feel better. I guess it shouldn’t, but it shows that, at the very least, this guy had no plans to do any of the terrible stuff he talked about on the campaign trail. Although, I guess his impulsivity means anything is possible.

Literally nothing is outside the realm of possibility here. I think there’s still a chance he never takes the oath of office.* Or he could get impeached for any number of past (or forthcoming) fuckups. On the surface, at least, it would seem to be a brilliant play politically for republicans. They could have at least…

This is not a kind observation, but every time I see Kellyanne Conway she looks more and more like she’s slowly melting.

Does anyone have a before and after picture of Kellyanne? At the rate she’s going, her face is going to fall off by the end of next month.

Kellyanne might want to do a little quick research into this arcane legal procedural element called “Discovery”. It can be a real pain in the ass for someone who hasn’t really been a very good boy.

That crowd wouldn’t piss on Trump if he was on fire.

That face you make when you realize you’re more qualified to be President than the man who just won the election.

How long till he cracks? Seriously, he clearly never wanted the job in the first place; the candidacy was supposed to be a backdoor pilot for a media empire. Now he’ll have to face mountains of responsibility plus crowds of protesters. And he can’t spend all his time hiding in Trump Tower either. The one thing that…