“Also,” he continued, “DC makes a lot more sense for a Supreme Court Justice than Chicago; that commute would be a little much for me. Unless... perhaps you’d rather take a look at my nominee here, Ms. Kelly...?”

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

Well done Will. Very well written.

Oh, I can almost guarantee that these 30 students will be voting.

Somehow the plastic is an effective barrier, but the thick layer of metal cannister that is an airplane fuselage isn’t?

Religion makes no fucking sense, man...

Bill should just make eggs for the whole family. It’s the 2010s, man.

Japanese people are people of colour.

A Trump rally is honestly my worst nightmare—perhaps the last place I would want to end up in the country right now. I feel like the amount of hate contained within any given one of these arenas is visually palpable—like you can probably see/smell it dripping off of people, legions of bigots just waiting for reasons…

First they came for the Mexicans, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Mexican.

“But holy shit, can you make it any less obvious you’re getting paid for this comment?”

Goddamn, that’s a ritzy neighborhood.

And we don’t even have hands!!!

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

As an on-again/off-again improviser, I can tell you this is an absolutely terrible idea unless you’re super into hate watching people on stage.

As a former open-micer, I can tell you this is an absolutely terrible idea unless you’re super into cringe comedy.

Were you hoping the gnome was hispanic? Perhaps some black scandenavians or pacific islander redheads?

Chewing gum works pretty good. Only problem is getting it out of your ears afterwards.

J.J. Redick, who today blew a bunny

St. Cletus had taken both regular season matchups, and the rubber match here took place at Immaculate Conception out in Elmhurst.