And 2 out of the 3 Hanna Barbera titles released thus far have been…decent. God help us all.

It's a policy that ensured a healthy mix of the rich and ignorant.

Says you. I find it much more efficient to make venison stew with a hail of bullets, rather than mucking about removing the fur and organs and fluids and such.

What computers!?…….ah fuck this reference for going from biting to hilariously outdated.

I was really hoping for this to be backed by a moody, children's choir cover of "Wild Thing"

Also try it with Kraft American Cheese Singles.

Berlanti is working on a Booster Gold movie. So at the very least we'll get a film about unresolved father issues, rather than mother issues.

Ah. DC Stands for Deck Chairs, then?

"What do these characters accomplish as animals that they wouldn't accomplish as a pair of humans?"

Nirvana?! I just heard them on the King Biscuit Flower Hour.

When I was younger I really loved Sonic 3, but I swear to God, I would always turn the game off when I played Carnival Night Zone…a level that managed to combine annoyingly repetitive sound effects, a seemingly unlimited number of traps and hazards to bring the game to a crawl, and then the final cherry on the turd…

Dont worry. The movie was god-awful before that scene too.

I too noticed the similarities between the desire to own physical media and the desire to literally own people.

It's almost like it's some kind of…joke.

Live dangerously, download free scanlations.
You know you want to.

If you like Slice of Life and Sci Fi… I recommend some of my favorite contemplative airplane reading: Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou.

Millennial Translator:

Often times when I am in need of someone's assistance, I'll ask the nearest victim to "Get me the Secretary of Defense!.." After a few moments of bewilderment on their part, I always gruffly follow up with "Then wake him!!"

I blame the internet…and the return of swing music.

Please rename this site People Have Too Much Fucking Time On Their Hands.