Excluding the 19th-century part, that sounds remarkably like my childhood.

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Back then, $5 bills had pictures of bumblebees on 'em

Continuing our sign-of-evil countdown, here's Fox's fall lineup…

"Virulent Intensity" was my favorite Jamiroquai single

What?
I've been calling them ILLUSTRATED NARRATIVES.

Unfortunately, he put all his effort into getting on The Grind.

Stale pasta

Western Scotland was always my favorite Batman villain.

Hey, why didn't you tell me the new video from Weird was here? He-he-he, I love their hilarious send-ups of hit movies.

I thought Seth Rogen was pumping this up as an animated feature "for adults"…I saw nothing for adults in that trailer.

I'm not sure audiences are ready for his gritty Netflix-take on Robo-Pimp.

We were all so naive….it was just so charming when Starro was the new transfer student at Justice America High School…

A simple "No sir, I don't like it" would have sufficed.

Nyet.

Nothing personnel, kajigger

A think piece about King of the Hill in the middle of a slow work day?! Pinch me, Mr. Ho.

This guy used to eat microwave sausages for breakfast? How unhealthy!

I'm starting to think that my inability to draw straight lines might be a boon to my potential career as an indie comics artist.

Curse this monkey's paw!