For fucks sake, don’t want an abortion..........don’t get one!

I went to Baylor. My wife went to Baylor. Our kids won’t be Bears.

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

Ben Stein: Ok class let’s reveal who we voted for. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Marco Rubio is said to be joining soon.

And this is why Rudy Nosferatu Giuliani is a failed politician and probably couldn’t even be elected dog catcher. Thanks for your irrelevant opinion, Nosferatu.

Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.

He also is a renowned enemy of the media!

I said this last time, I’ll say it again: I’m so happy he’s the new coach of Team USA. You couldn’t ask for a better ambassador

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Stick to sprots you morans

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

That’s it. Yelp is officially the worst fucking thing ever.

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

I’m glad they are finally defunding Sesame Street. Kids today are too used to being given everything. In my day, if we wanted to watch puppets count to ten, we had to go and farm our own sheep, shear them ourselves, make wool, knit socks with needles we had whittled from trees we grew ourselves, stick our hands in the…

Schilling is the perfect encapsulation of the modern GOP.