This is a man who once joked about blowing up a newspaper building.

you guys know that police can arrest anyone they detain who fails to identify themselves, right?

“Hello, this is Vincent Price. You should know the grave could never tame me. If you are calling about the missing feet, leave your address and the replacement feet will be rushed to you by my grandson, Jody. And now I must return to the sweet embrace of the crypt, but I’ll be back.”

“Goodnight Springton. There will be no encores.”

Just a reminder on what a douche Matt Bevin is:

QUESTION: I just want to get you to clarify this very important point. Can you say definitively that nobody on your campaign had any contacts with the Russians during the campaign? And on the leaks, is it fake news or are these real leaks?

Alex Moffat is the perfect Eric Trump.

I just can’t comprehend how stupid these people are.

But sir, we already found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.   

Hint: all crimes against anyone for any reason are bad, but your original statement about “almost all religiously motivated terrorist attacks are perpetrated by muslims these days” is a total lie.

Except for, you know, the religious based attacks against Muslims by non-Muslims.

This too, shall pass.

For instance, the company recommends the new Metcons for the “Murph” regimen, a sequence of 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, and 300 squats named after fallen Navy SEAL Michael Patrick Murphy.

This guy...

Weird. A 3 minute Google image search finds a first class cabin in a DC10 from 40+ years ago with armrests that flip up.

“What do you have to lose?”

Just got done reading Narconomics: How to Run a Drug Cartel (highly recommend, btw. Very interesting).

ACLU famously defends the KKK and Nazi sympathizers right to free speech in court, but does so using black and Jewish lawyers.