Daily fucking reminder:

Trump must be bummed that he can’t enjoy watersports in the White House.

Sigh. I miss the Obamas. But, I’m truly glad they are enjoying themselves. They deserve it. Meanwhile

Trump calls his own shots, largely based on an accumulation of brain plaques that block cell-to-cell signaling at synapses, and everyone knows it.

In this fantasy scenario, did Lois turn evil because Clark became a puffy Bible thumper?