Regardless of the ultimate outcome of this dumpster fire of an election, I am not looking forward to spending the rest of my life knowing that literally millions of my fellow citizens actually believe that either of these malignant bozos is qualified to be president.

I can’t be the only one who saw him in the first teaser and cringed, thinking to ones self “This shit is just here to sell toys, isn’t it?”. I want to go back and smack early 2015 Bus Driver. We need a subtitled movie of BB-8 and R2-D2's wacky space adventures.

Ketchup potato chips are SO GOOD. I had them once as a kid, and there's been a ketchup-potato-chip-shaped hole in my heart ever since.

Coffee Crisp and ketchup chips. Why are you not having these tasty treats America? You deserve better.