Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

Of course it’s not. Everybody Loves Draymond.

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

Yeah, this one was just plain stupid. At least it looks like he is apologizing for it. (Sort of.) I suspect we will hear more from him, though. He is at least starting on the path of taking ownership of it.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.

I’m a glass half full type of guy. I’m hoping to wake up on January 1, 2017 to watch a healthy, young Muhammad Ali fight to win back his title, with Prince singing the National Anthem (Kaepernick ringside taking a knee in full uniform, of course) and Craig Sager reporting on it all right before informing us all that…

Fuck cancer. Long live Sager. I hope I can one day have even half the strength and courage he exhibited during his battle.

That gave me a thought. I hope every coach, sideline reporter, and player who’s not dressed out wears a Sager-like sport coat tonight. That would be a nice tribute.

The sizes are now Vin Baker, Vin Baker, Vinti Baker.

Honestly though, good for him. It’s gotta be brutal to squander that much money and deal with addiction. It seems like he has goals and a purpose, plus he’s cleaned himself up. No snark for this one.

So none of the dead ones get to vote anymore? A small but necessary step to sabremetrics finally getting the credit it deserves.

I find the display of human emotion in a male sport very touching, he may very well be an inspirin’ Hawaiian.
I hope he’s ready for those hot LA summers or else he’ll be the perspirin’ Hawaiian.
I’d also be interested in his thoughts on 9/11, in case he’s a conspirin’ Hawaiian.
Course, if that injury hasn’t healed up, he…

As a proud Dominican-American, I signed in just to say, fuck that guy.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Did the baby live?