highlight of my life.

Good for you A-Rod. Fuck the haters.

“An A-bomb.. From A-rod” one of my favorite calls in all of baseball.

in the lab...

It must have been Lennay Kekua look alike day at the park.

I love it! I haven’t seen a devastating grand slam so graphically memorialized since the horrible fall day in 1978 when the toilet got clogged at a Denny’s in Medford.

This is Jose Canseco and a thesaurus.

Fuck St. Louis.

Making bombs is bad.

And this is how the movie "Her" begins.

The ankle bracelet doesn't have that kind of range.

Striker recalled defensive end Charles Tapper being called the N-word at one fraternity party, and former OU running back David Smith overhearing someone whisper that people at a date party should watch out for Smith, because he might take a girl home and rape her.

Heyman's on the Mount Rushmore of micwork.

(throws numerous skip-balls during combine)

Personally I think it'd be alright to give Tebow another shot at the NFL. He definitely did win some games he appeared to have no business winning, he's a talented athlete, and throwing motions are in theory fixable. Is he really worse than Geno Smith or Christian Ponder? He could at least be useful as a backup, and…

I used to play ball with this guy. He was a real fuckup, but the dude could play. Looking at him - you wouldn't even guess that he was baller, because he was only like 5-11 and a jump shooter. He had a funny release on his shot but sometimes he was just money. He could be real streaky but man was he good.

I am old, short, fat and white. For years, a group of men with similar characteristics gathered in a Catholic church gym every Tuesday night for two hours of pickup ball — mainly, we wanted exercise and to get out of the house for a little bit.

If a man who made a living as "General Hugh G. Rection" can no longer physically bully others, make racial slurs or taunt those because of their sexuality, then I truly wonder what's happened to this country.

Something tells me that if I reported rumors that there was video evidence of Schefter having an affair or there was rumors of Florio cheating on his taxes, neither would take that very lightly. If anything, it's turning out to be an embarrassment to the sports media rather that it is to Dez Bryant. And given how…

It's a video of Dez destroying the Ray Rice tape that was sent to Roger Goodell.