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I envy that you have Graham Norton.

you wanna know another secret?

Graham Norton is a National Treasure for y’all.

To be fair, it’s the same deal with Germany and its commentator Peter Urban. It wouldn’t be the same without his great commentary.

I’m ready for some great camera work!

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You want to know the real secret about why us Brits still take part even though we always do badly?

In this case? Yes, thats how the contract was written. If the gov’t changes their mind on what they want halfway through, all bets are off. Plus the majority of cost increases come from program cuts later on down the line.

Ironic, b/c Professor Flitwick occasionally looked like a tiny Poirot.

You’re the person my math teacher warned me about with those word problems, aren’t you?

I was just playing around. I have deployed with Canadians several times and we love to give them a hard time. They are great people.

No, worries, mademoiselle, the oldest hipster in Brooklyn is on the case.

Results of budget cuts in program

-now has to wait until the Testors stealth model paint goes on sale
-instead of 3 landing gear, new planes will have 1, and flight manual will come with used copy of ‘unicycling for dummies’
-instead of jet fuel, pilots will have to get unleaded and fuel up at Wal Mart
-Some armament

My recently deceased grandmother has risen from her grave and is begging me to tell all of you that THE ONLY LEGITIMATE HERCULE POIROT IS DAVID SUCHET, ALL OTHERS ARE IMPOSTERS AND SHOULD SEE THEMSELVES OUT PROMPTLY.

Looks like they blew the special effects budget on a Snapchat mustache filter.

A staggering mountain of cash, $20 million dollars to be exact, was violently excised from the B-21 Raider development program, Defense One Newsreported:

Northrop right now:

Because we knew so much about the F-117 and B-2 programs for the first decade of their existence(s?), right?

The perfect timing for Canadian air superiority to reveal itself!