Well, yeah. He already said that the first day of his administration is Monday, he’s starting with a long weekend off.

He wants to be president but he doesn’t want to do president.

I am honestly expecting Trump to fly out of Washington and back to Trump Tower the night of the Inauguration.

God, every time I see this shit I just get depressed all over again. Hillary was so ready and capable and deserved to be the first female president.

Cough.

Wait... are you under the impression that people think his tan is real? lol

I would not be looking forward to anything involving the word “fallout” for the next four years.

I think he wanted to be elected--and that was it.

He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.

Bronzer and processed meat.

Donald Trump managed to parlay an existing family fortune and his father’s network of connections into a successful real estate empire and a larger family fortune, which he nearly lost due to his own mismanagement. He undoubtedly has some business talent which he displayed in the 70's and 80's. But he also…

I wake up at least 5 times per week, read a headline, and say to myself “what the fuck world am I living in.”

Pence is taking every opportunity to act more “Presidential” in public. I think the plan is to position himself as the Good Guy for when the Pumpkin-in-Chief gets impeached.

Working on the 26th floor and living even higher in a building like Trump tower there’s a good chance his windows don’t even open (and if they do, not wide). The idea that he’s in a prison without even exposure to a fresh breeze is some small comfort.

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

probably his own restaurant. Can’t get enough of those taco bowls.

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.