Here's a photograph of the pyramids. Please forward one of the Ark of the Covenant in return. Thanks in advance.

Well, while it's very likely that it DID exist (it's a decorated box. People have been building them for ages and there's no reason to lie about it), we have no physical evidence of it, so it's not exactly an artifact, and it's certainly not comparable to the pyramids. Nit picking, I know.

Commie.

Prof. Rogers=top men

Actually, I believe it is now referred to as the Gordon Mumbai.

We have video evidence PROVING it was sufficient!

The United States Women's National Team (you know, the one with 2 World Cup stars above the crest) doesn't agree with you.

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Do you prefer a window or aisle seat for your deportation flight?

How do they explain their unfettered love of Donovan who failed in the elite leagues or Dempsey and Bradley who fled back to The MLS (no shade on The MLS I enjoy it, but it ain't an elite league yet).

The common joke is "What if Jozy Altidore and DeMarcus Beasley took up soccer?"

So far, Howard has carried the American torch like a leading man.

I learned yesterday that Michaels isn't so great either. Joann's is a better option.

The most Christian of aiming systems!

The best birth control is putting the dick down ladies

You do know that we all have to be inspected, regardless of if we sell milk raw or the regular way, right? And that dairies don't process their own milk (except for small specialty folks)? And that if someone did get sick from our milk we'd be hit with a huge lawsuit faster than you can blink? But yeah, we're cutting…

Well if it was bathed in blood, then it would contain hemoglobin! How does that sound? :P

So, basically, all of the "red meat shouldn't have pink/blood in it because that's dangerous" people are talking out of their asses