Reporters should politely request more jokes.

It’s cute when toddlers and puppies are ignorant. When the AG demonstrates ignorance of the law...that’s just embarrassing ignorance.

Is 6'10" really colossal?

Aw I love these!

It’s like reliving those same pissed off feelings from... Oh man 7 years ago?!

You should be able to find Teddy Roosevelt, along with a few others, by the rolling in their graves.

I still can’t find a Nintendo switch. I’m starting to loose interest.

Wasteland 2 on xbox one.

That would make the wall shorter.

Prisons too.

He makes $$$ off deportation centers.

Just leave the big P.

: ] it’s so short.

You’re involved in Ukrainian money laundering scam involving the incredibly shady super pac system.

Munchies and cartoons.

This is what you did with your day.

No...more...winning.

I’ve been waiting and waiting for a public figure to say this. I’m disappointed it took this long, and that more people aren’t saying it.

Good month for stand up comedy, but when is Todd glass special coming ?