Gears of War 3. I need to kill 200+ things with Silverback missles in horde mode.

It comes in handy for when husbands legally beat their wives!

We need to attach it to them. Republicancare and putincare are some other choices.

Ryan would sell his daughters to trump if benefited big business somehow.

Hm, Ryancare sounds even worse than obamacare.

Hey, the governor is not doing nothing! He loves to tour disaster areas. He dropped $50 mil into next year’s campaign fund. He dropped the tampon tax. That about covers it.

Wouldn’t you rather unemployed workers assemble military gear for a living wage? Especially knowing ~5% of veterans are unemployed. I’m sure lots of Americans would be proud to build that stuff and support the troops. Instead, all the money from military who defends our freedom goes to a business who specializes in…

What if the Russians wire tapped trump?

I think the owners see them as $$$.

I hope this is a step to outlawing this perversion of justice.

He has a tendancy for projection; I wonder who he has wiretapped?

Relax, there will be a $30 cable for that!

As president I’m sure he can produce proof.

Remember, there are several for profit detention centers throughout the south. The government is paying millions, probably billions across all the states, to private corporations to hold these people.

An administration of liars.

Are the button presses quiet enough to play with someone trying to sleep?

Great idea, competitive price. I probably won’t partake, but I can see the situation in which I would.

But it’s a home console first and foremost.

I dream of a yellow Nintendo Switch. I had a yellow n64 controller, I wanted a yellow Gameboy color but it wasn’t in the cards.