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astronaughte
astronaughte

I’m pretty damn sold on the Switch. I might not be able to get it at launch, but I will probably have one by June.

Hm, I always thought GA was the peach state.

The big two questions I have are. The price they expect to sell it at, and if zelda is a launch title.

Good info.

Not if your American you won’t. He despises most Americans.

“If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency,” -Dr. Harold Bornstein

Nah, he hates this. He’s still tweeting about it.

New jokes will keep trickling in. The news made a big splash.

Thanks! I almost spent the night watching cable news. I forgot there’s plenty of nightly comedy.

I’ve never heard anyone whine, bitch and moan as much as this man has done since November.

I also like how the trumpuppet is driving a wedge between us and our solid trade partners China and Mexico and as a bonus NATO. Putin put him at work destroying our economy.

She’s a clever snake.

He’s passed out drunk.

Right, just wait ‘till the Kremlin wakes up and helps them spin this.

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Plus there’s Ivanka summer vaycay with Putins GF.

How can we not?! He’s taking jobs away from AMERICAN hookers!

He tried to himself.

We’ve known this since manfort dissolved into mist when a light was shone on him.

Also his campaign manager, before Goebbels and Conway, was Paul Manfort. His disgusting pro-Russia ties were exposed and he faded away into mist.