So standing on the American flag is wrong but placing it between your crotch is the epitome of respect. Got it.
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Earlier this week I noticed comments, in another story, discussing the Behind Closed Ovens person and racist / classists blog posts from their past. This has really bothered me this week, and makes me feel BCO isn’t coming from a good place anymore. 7 years in movie theater management and 4 years retail management and…
Okay, here’s my manatee story: my parents retired to Florida in the early ‘80s. They were of modest means, but somehow my mother ended up in a very tony bridge club, and soon feared she was totally outclassed. The group met at each others’ houses and, as she discovered to her terror, always had lunch that featured a…
A few years ago I was working as an environment reporter at a small newspaper on the Gulf Coast when some of my buddies from the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries invited me along to cover the release of a rehabilitated sea turtle. I was like, BEST ASSIGNMENT EVER.
When I was 11 I went on a trip to Disneyworld with my family. Luckily for us, a shuttle launch was happening at Cape Canaveral one of the nights we were there, about an hour’s drive away. So, the night of the shuttle launch, after a long day of Disney-ing, we piled into the rental car and drove towards Cape Canaveral.…
"These people can't get to grocery stores that have extensive healthy offerings, and can't afford to buy the ones that are there, and are therefore getting sick! What's our solution, boys?"
I unfollowed Gabbi Gregg and Nicolette Mason on Intagram over their shilling of this shit line. The stuff is BAD.
Virginia ABC is the LIVING WORST, see also the time they drew guns on and arrested three girls in a Harris Teeter parking lot because they thought the La Croix water they were carrying was beer.
I read this article the other day and look, I'm glad that she understands the perspective of mothers (and I should say, parents) now that she has a kid, but there is something about this that really rubs me the wrong way. I'm a childless woman and I've worked in a supervisory or co supervisory role with all types of…
Luckily, at National Parks, karma hits shitty visitors SO HARD. I don't know how the land/sites do it, but man. Those places know if you're being a dick to it and fight back.
I take my selfie stick where ever I go. It's called a fucking arm.
Pele loves assholes like that, they taste like chicken.
oooooooo a nurse just chimed in!
"Snowshoeing WITHOUT a access to cross country ski club: $200 for shoes, $100 minimum for proper boots plus snow pants and hat, mittens etc. even $300 is TOO MUCH for someone whose grocery allowance is $30 a week."
Then she messaged me with "FUCK HIM"
Awwww
Here is my Leonard Nimoy story.
Hmmm, you're right. There are no women in the world who want to be firefighters, miners, construction workers, or truck drivers and that's why there aren't many— same reason there aren't many male nurses or teachers. It couldn't possibly be greater sociological pressures rooted deeply in patriarchal and misogynistic…
That song was Kelce's request! I on the other hand was given mine at random... the test of a true artist. Thanks for the love and appreciation for art!
Once you beat someone senseless with DUMBELLS IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN you should have no rights to those children or any of their family members ever.
On mother's day, women past a certain age who don't or can't have children are, by inference, made to feel like "failures" for not having kids. And pointing out this fact is perceived by some as being "anti-mom" or "anti-family".
One important question: when is Jake taking his clothes off again