I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

My best quitting story happened when I was working at a coffee place on my university campus. I had worked there for two years before I quit. The main reason I quit was because of this one girl. She was a terror. She would call people: stupid fucking bitches, dumb cunt, homophobic slurs, etc. She also was lazy as hell…

I have a claw hammer in my seat pocket in my car. Any time I see someone not use their turn signal repeatedly- I fantasize about pulling up next to them at the next red, grabbing my hammer, getting out and smashing their blinkers then screaming:

Now if only Tim would break up with Johnny Depp, maybe he could be relevant again.

[i don't remember a box in the book???]

Aww. Thanks!

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several…

You might not be aware that after completing full military tours with the RAF as a search-and-rescue helicopter pilot, after resigning his commission William worked as an air ambulance pilot (and donated his entire year's salary to charity). It's only since the Queen scaled back her duties, at age 80-and-change, that…

"I'm giving up hormonal birth control for Lent 2015"

Are you giving up sex for lent too?

Yo, man, every year they snub her and Tatiana is literally playing four people at once. Dude, give her something. Also, can not wait until the new Orphan Black season.

I guess I spoke too soon when I said Tatiana Maslany might finally get some awards recognition after she got nominated for a SAG. Stupid awards-giving people, you're missing out on about a dozen brilliant performances by not watching Orphan Black— and only like ten of those are from Maslany herself. (Felix! Mrs. S!)

As one of the few adults that honked in solidarity with the kids as I was blocked on Broadway this morning, I would also like to mention there were a tremendous amount of signs promoting feminism/gender equality/equal pay/etc in addition to Mike Brown/Eric Garner/Tamir Rice.

This is exactly how my first date with my husband went. (I was the puppy!)

Hi Robby! Thanks for stopping by! One small correction: I don't think you've ever "reported" a goddamn thing in your life. (And because I know you're going to do this, either here or in my Twitter mentions, which you and your friends are currently stink-clouding up with your Feelings, I have a master's degree in…

This reminds me of my wonderful niece, who, at the age of 4, was explained the reason why Christians celebrate Christmas.

"He's dead. Dead people don't get to have birthdays. This is pointless".

Last week's article filled me with anger and sadness, so I felt like I had to be there. I kept my kids out of school and we drove down to Norman from OKC to show our support. I was honestly surprised at the number of people honking or otherwise showing their support. I hope it gave the girls some strength to know that…

Thanks for getting in touch! I think your suggestion of putting an indicator to show which options are available in a specific size would be great. Or the ability to put in a range of sizes that I'm interested in, maybe? Like I'd only want to see things within a size or two of my own, because anything further away…

This is a solid idea, but the execution is terrible. The sizes go up to XXL in tops, 16 in dresses and 20 in pants, which is okay but won't work for everyone (especially bearing in mind that the average dress size in the USA is a 14, so some larger sizes would be welcome). Also, the suggestions you get don't actually…

Single mom here, with a perhaps unpopular opinion. My life is actually easier post-divorce. My ex thought he did enough of the house work and child care, but to him that meant giving the baby a bath maybe once a week, doing the dishes once in a blue moon, and running to the store when we ran out of something. I find…