These four minutes of Abby is the best acting she's done in 4 seasons combined.

GO THE FUCK AWAY, FITZ.

Davis is excellent—no doubt about that. Otherwise the show is complete fucking garbage. I stopped watching after the third episode.

Nothing makes me want to friendzone a guy more than a guy complaining about being friendzoned. Also, it's too bad a fedora isn't included in that list of things to buy

Liv shutting Fitz down

Have you ever used a vibrator when the batteries are really, really dying and you have to work extra super hard to finish but you're too lazy to get up and look for new batteries? And you finish and you're like "ugh that was lame" and you're kind of ashamed for getting off on a wonky, dying vibrator? That's what sex…

I was really into it, and the Fitz' face popped up and I was like:

Don't lump them all in together, they comprise a family of many individuals and I'm sure there is some love there, but can I get a slow clap for Anna/Chickadee who is calling her mom out on her bullshit, who is encouraging that her own name be put out there as the one who the molester attacked so that this isn't…

No, you still get candy if you're 16-25, but only if you put some fucking effort into your costume. You don't show up in a balaclava and jeans and a hoodie, with a sticker on your chest that says "HELLO MY NAME IS Mitch McConnell" and then claim "I'm dressed as a Senator!"

Today is National Coming Out Day.

The first action of the three newly-elected members was to hire an attorney using taxpayer money. The attorney only represents them, not the entire board. They did this without notifying the other two (liberal) members of the board and it was illegal. They refuse to disclose how much they are paying this attorney. …

you've def been there longer than me. Also not a proper native (sorry people), but grew up in good ol' Lakewood.

I wish I could win the lottery just so I could give these kids a scholarship to college:

As 15yr Advisor for a national greek organization I can tell you a few helpful things that makes the Miss America and Hofstra responses appear less than forthright. First, it would be APhi who removed her-Not Hofstra. Second, the claim of it being the culture is ludicrous. She is a triple major with a 3.6GPA - Prior…

I think... this is what we tell ourselves to make it okay.

I just watched the MasterChef finale and I'm irrationally upset that Courtney won.

How about a moratorium on grommets and sparkly nonsense while we're at it? Please stop ruining perfectly good shirts with this shit, plus size clothing manufacturers. Glitter and the word PARIS will not magically make me thinner.

I actually AM sassy...but still have no interest in wearing a polyester floral muumuu with glitter and appliques. Barf.

I'm already sewing.

Where does plus-size go next?